Only in Oregon

TIME FOR A GOOD LAUGH~Jeff Foxworthy on OREGON

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Oregon.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon. <---Done it.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Oregon.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Oregon. <---Very true

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon. <---I didn't know that was just an Oregon thing, haha.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Oregon. <---I do!

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon. <---I've most definitely done this.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Oregon.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Oregon. <---Not sure about this one.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Oregon. <---We usually pick our halloween costumes based on how warm they will keep us.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Oregon.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Oregon. <---Again, not all parts of Oregon get that much snow, but the potholes are freakin' annoying!

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Oregon. If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your OREGON friends, you live in Oregon